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Jumat, 18 Juni 2010

Best Motovation Ever

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

1 match stck can burn the forest, but it takes a 100 mtch sticks 2 burn a camp fire

God must love stupid people. thats y He made SO many

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

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